My Daughter’s Preschool is a Love Fest. Or Something.

by Melanie Edwards on September 18, 2009 · 6 comments

in a different perspective, Baby Girl

“Brian’s funny.”

“Oh yea?”

“Yea, I like him.”

Do you?”

“Uh hmm. He’s my boy-friend.”

“Your what?”

“My bo-y-friend.”

“Is he? And why do you say that?”

“He was at the playground. And I asked him if he wanted to hold my hand. And heeee saaaaid YES!”

“So that’s why he’s your boyfriend?”

“Uh huh.”

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Little Cesar is always in time out. Every other day when I walk in to drop off my daughter, there he is at the front of their classroom, sitting by himself at the table. He’s adorable with his little chubby cheeks. Even in time out. And I feel bad for him.

This is the same kid that lied on my daughter’s second day of preschool and said she had been bad. He always talks to me or my husband. You can tell he just wants to talk to someone.

On this particular day, little Cesar looked up at me from his time out chair and said, “[something I didn’t understand]…Brian’s girlfriend.”

“Who’s Brian’s girlfriend?”

At this point, my daughter came up to me and showed me something, so little Cesar sat for a second thinking.

Then he said, “Her! She’s Brian’s girlfriend!!”

And then I hear “Yeeeee-aaaaa!” from the corner and see little Ms. Megan (who’s sitting on the potty bench) is the one being little Cesar’s back-up homegirl.

Seriously? The fact that my daughter thinks she’s Brian’s girlfriend is a known fact amongst the other little boys and girls??!!

What in the world is going on at this preschool?

If this is the crap I have to deal with at THREE (almost four), I fear greatly for the teenage years.

In fact, I think I’m gonna just lock her up soon.

*All names have been changed cause I don’t want their mommies to beat me up if they ever find this blog.*

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LZ @ My Messy Paradise September 18, 2009 at 8:13 pm

So cute! And a bit terrifying that this starts so young!
My oldest told me there’s a boy at her school who has a crush on her. She’s 4…how does she know what that even means?

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Melanie (Modern Mami) October 8, 2009 at 8:04 am

@LZ @ My Messy Paradise, That’s what I’m wondering! How do they know what crush/boyfriend and all that means? Good luck to ya!

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Maria September 18, 2009 at 8:16 pm

Omg that is hilarious! So cute, but yea… scary. I’m scared to have kids… especially a little girl! I’ll try to learn from you lol.

“As the (Pre-School) World Turns”

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Melanie (Modern Mami) October 8, 2009 at 8:04 am

@Maria, Oh that’s hilarious! Great novela title. LOL

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chrissy September 29, 2009 at 1:42 pm

omg! this is so cute. I think I had 4 boyfriends at one time in pre-school. you have nothing to worry about :)

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Melanie (Modern Mami) October 8, 2009 at 8:05 am

@chrissy, Well weren’t you a busy little one! ;) LOL

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